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....;o;

October 1st, 2007 (06:26 pm)
amused

How're you feeling?: THE SEED MUST BE SPREAD
Tunes: THE SEED MUST BE SPREAD - THE SEED MUST BE SPREAD

Jenny// Yar har fiddle dee dee being a pirate is all right with me! says:
...Anjii.
[[Anjii]] FUR DA CHILDRENZ. says:
Yes?
Jenny// Yar har fiddle dee dee being a pirate is all right with me! says:
I have to tell you something.
Jenny// Yar har fiddle dee dee being a pirate is all right with me! says:
....
[[Anjii]] FUR DA CHILDRENZ. says:
What?
Jenny// Yar har fiddle dee dee being a pirate is all right with me! says:
I....
Jenny// Yar har fiddle dee dee being a pirate is all right with me! says:
Just grew a penis.
[[Anjii]] FUR DA CHILDRENZ. says:
........
[[Anjii]] FUR DA CHILDRENZ. says:
lucky bitch
Jenny// Yar har fiddle dee dee being a pirate is all right with me! says:
And it's telling me that it wants you.
Jenny// Yar har fiddle dee dee being a pirate is all right with me! says:
To suck it.
Jenny// Yar har fiddle dee dee being a pirate is all right with me! says:
...then. You'll get a penis too!
Jenny// Yar har fiddle dee dee being a pirate is all right with me! says:
THE SEED MUST BE SPREAD.

Turktastic [userpic]

AWESOME DREAM. EVERYONE MUST READ.

September 9th, 2007 (11:51 am)
amused

How're you feeling?: amused
Tunes: TV - who knows

Dude. Awesome dream. READ IT, Yo. XD

So. There was this ghost. He had a female ghost with him too. And they were in the basement of this LARGEEEEE CASTLE or something. Well. It turns out, the guy was a prince. And his brother killed him (So he could be king, of course.). So he's going through the basement and stuff, and find this machine his brother had someone built. So, just to see what it does, he straps the girl ghost in and turns on the machine. I dunno what happened to make it happen, I think the Prince was turned around or something, examining his nails. So anyways, the girl steps out of it, and she's a human! She's like "...I have a heart? I HAVE A HEART!" So anyways, the prince straps himself in and he turns into a human too, really in to getting revenge. on his brother and stuff. So he goes up stairs and starts sneaking around. Killing people by pointing his finger at people and saying "The Death!" AND FOR SOME REASON. Everyone he said it too died. xD; They're faces got deformed and horribly diseased. So he's going through the castle killing people. And then their was this one part where he's slithering down a hallway, trying to be silent, but he kept making noises. It was so funny. So anyways, I'm skipping a bit so I can tell you the fun part. Okay, the Prince comes to the Evil!King and is like "I'm not killing you with my power, I'm going to kill you with my sword!" The Prince stabs him in the heart in the stomach and stuff. And it doesn't work. So he just decides to scream "THE DEATH!!!!" And the guy collaspes and Princey stabs him once more. Then he dies. So all these faithful knights come busting in through the gates. (He killed him in the court yard in front of the gates.) And they're like "WE WILL KILL YOU." And then the Prince is like "Uh. No." And uses the whole "The Death" thing on one knight and whole knight regime runs off. So, by then the WHOLE castle's workers and stuff are out in the court yard and the prince chases the guys out of the place and the people are all screaming in glee. Okay, well. The guy drags the dead guy down to the basement and starts TRASHING the machine. So the King's ghost can't use it. So, another precation for the kings ghost is to dismember the body. He was like grinning a bit and starts cutting into the King's body and is like "I'm going to feed you to the dogs. :D" Then he turned back into a ghost. xD

Turktastic [userpic]

I FELT LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON!

August 27th, 2007 (03:12 am)
amused

How're you feeling?: amused
Tunes: Drivenation - Drown Alone

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SCJLlSf21Y

HILARIOUS. Though. This takes the cake.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTxkxG3DF4k

THANKS 2 ALEX. WHO WINS A MILLION DOLLARSSSSSSSS. <3

WATCH THEM. DIE LAUGHING. :D XD

Turktastic [userpic]

I CHALLENGE ALL OF YOU TO FIGURE THESE SONGS OUT. :D

August 13th, 2007 (09:34 pm)
amused

How're you feeling?: amused
Tunes: Songs. X3

Post the first line(s) or your favourite lines of 20 songs.
Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.

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Turktastic [userpic]

PLEASE DON'T SPOIL ME. AND I WON'T SPOIL YOU.

July 19th, 2007 (09:14 pm)
annoyed

How're you feeling?: annoyed
Tunes: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. I'm crazy.

...Or will I?

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...AHAHAHA. Uhhh. Jackie. Don't read this. Rly. Don't read this. Or fee. :3 Everyone else who doesn't mind HP being spoiled. HAVE FUN. :D

Turktastic [userpic]

PURE CRACK.

July 18th, 2007 (02:01 am)
amused

How're you feeling?: amused
Tunes: HABEN SIE GEHORTS DAS DEUSTSCHE BAND - WILL FERREL.

:D

Heather: *Humps viciously*
Mia: ...DDDDDDDD: *HUMPED VICIOUSLY.*
Mia: BAD GIRL
Mia: >O
Heather: *CUMS RAINBOWS AND SCREAMS ABOUT FUCKING ANIMALS WHILE SHITTING BRICKS*
Mia: *STABS.*
Heather: *bleeds chocolate*
Heather: I WAS REALLY BLACK
Mia: ....*LOLSSSSSSSS.*
Heather: LOL PLOT TWIST
Mia: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLL.
Heather: xD
Heather: ..that really didn't make you LOL did it?
Mia: i CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
Heather: xDD REALLY?
Heather: OH MY GOD
Mia: yEAH.
Mia: i'M CRYING
Mia: xdDDDD
Heather: xDD WTF
Mia: okay.
Mia: Trying to calm my self. xDD
Mia: NOT WORKING
Mia: I don't know what made me laugh about that.
Mia: I think it's the whole
Heather: me either
Heather: xD
Mia: 'OMFG PLOT TWIST.'
Heather: xDD
Mia: And the combination of this song.
Mia: BECAUSE ALL I CAN HEAR
Mia: IS WILL FERREL SCREAMING
Heather: rligjas;odifjas;dfH
Heather: HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH
Mia: ...what?
Heather: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH
Heather: HAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAH WHY IS THAT FUNNY
Heather: I DONT KNOW
Heather: BUT ILM FYING
Heather: IM DYING
Mia: xdddd rly?
Heather: CAUSE I HAVE THIS MENTAL IMAGE
Heather: of like you stabbing me and my blood being black
Heather: and me going "LOL PLOT TWIST"
Heather: and then you just standing there laughign like a mad woman
Heather: while I die
Mia: LOL
Mia: XDDD
Heather: and will ferrel standing ther SCREAMING
Heather: SCREAMING
Heather: SCREAMING
Mia: i CAN'T STOP LAUGHING. XD
Heather: xDD ME EITHER
Heather: OH MY GOD
Heather: WE"RE ALL LAUIGHING
Heather: BUT WILL FERREL IS STILL SCREAMING
Heather: SCREAMING
Heather: SCREAMING

Turktastic [userpic]

I'm gonna ask any of you.

July 2nd, 2007 (08:38 pm)
crazy

How're you feeling?: Literately Crazy atm.
Tunes: Lalalalaa - people inside my head. lols. soulbonds.

Can someone relay a message to PirateCaptainHez for me? Just. Tell her that we've gone to the mental hospital. We're having a terrible breakdown and we feel like killing ourselves, which is very rare.

Just. If she sees this before any of you do. Just Comment Hez. So everyone knows you got my message.

-Mia

Turktastic [userpic]

Fucking weird dream.

June 11th, 2007 (03:05 pm)
accomplished

How're you feeling?: accomplished
Tunes: The Fan.

Well. It all started out with like... three kids, I dunno the ages but yeah. I named one Mike, another one Jake and the last one Jackie. Like. The three kids all like, get shifted off to a new world. It's kind a cross between the midieval ages and acient Egypt. But yeah, well. The town they're in gets attacked by a dragon. Well. This Dragon is like... A human too. He can flip-flop. And in the dream I called him Cutler. Made me lol when I woke up. But I renamed him Syron. Anyways, he attacks them. And like he captures mike.

So. Mike gets taken to his fortress and is like "...!??!!?" but, then he meets this blind old servant named Tabitha, and he doesn't really notice she's blind until she asks someone where something is and what direction it was in.

But yeah, tabitha explains the rules of the kingdom and everything and then Syron orders Mike to come to his quarters. And so he does, bringing the king-guy's dinner. And when he gets there, he sees someone who looks oddly handsome and shit. But he doesn't know who it is until he speaks. So. Syron is like "lulz. Get me a popsicle, servant." and Mike's all like "okay. don't kill me." So he goes down back to the kitchen and is like searching through like fifty different fridges. For like a popsicle.

More tomorrow.

Edit: Moar coming.

So, Tabitha tells him where the fucking popsicles are. And he gets two. One for him and one for Syron. Well, then, Mike is walking through a field, barefooted and is like just watching the children from the school play in the school yard and the teachers are like "...Is that the King's new... toy?" and Mike is like "o_O i wanna be a teacher." But he keeps on walking until he makes it back to Syron's room, Syron then starts coming onto him, like backing him up to the wall and shit.. and he's like "o____o wtf" (I was loling in my sleep aparently. I can only assume this was why.) But anyways, Syron is like "I will make you my apprentice." Mike was like "..uh why?"

Syron: ...Because. I am king.
Mike: ...Uh. Okay? o_O

So, Mike gets changed into royal clothing and goes out onto the balcony, where there just so happens to be a blue and a green glowy wand. (By that, I mean they were glowing. Not like glowsticks, losers.) Jake kind appears and is like "omgee, I will steal one!" so he steals the green one. He disappears for a moment, when Syron comes onto the balcony, then reappears, grins at him and then disappears. Syron is like "OMFG MY WAND." and turns into this dragon thing and goes looking for Jake. Before coming back and being like. "DID YOU KNOW HIM?" @ Mike. Mike nods and Syron just kinda... walks off. o_O

That's the first part of the dream. The second part of the dream is realllly reallly weird. I believe it's the same verse and all, but I dunno.

Edit 2: Here's the second part of the dream. :D

This part of the dream was filled with action, but yes. There was these two guys. There names? Jonathon and Edmund. They were warriors from what I could tell. And like, they barge into a weird place. So like ALL THESE WITCHES ON BROOM STICKS LIKE FLY OUT OF NO WHERE. AND THEN THIS REALLY WEIRD GUY WHO LOOKED LIKE THE LEAD SINGER OF MCR FLEW OUT. And he like tossed a rope around the Witches and was like "Blahblah. As long as you hold on to this rope you will be invincible." Let's call him Dante. That's what I named him, at least.

Anyways. So. Edmund and Jonathon like hijack a broomstick each and try to get used to it. Jonathon gets used to it first and like FLYS STRAIGHT AT DANTE. And Dante's just laughing. He starts flying around following the witches flow. So. Jonathon just knocks a witch off of her broom and throws an axe at her. She dies, and Jon and Edmund are like "Oh. Must kiiiill!" so, Jon like FLYS AFTER DANTE, and tries to stab him. Dante just laughs when it doesn't pierce his skin or anything. He was like. "...WTF." And Dante goes to stab at Jonathon, just as the guy grabbs the rope. And like, Dante stabbed him and went. "Oh. Fuck." So, Jon figured out the rope kept them from dying. There's probably some weird symbolisom here about the rope all connecting everyone together to keep them alive. But like. Anyways, Jon starts trying to knock Dante off of the rope and stuff. It's not working until Edmund comes up behind him and chops off the top half of the rope, making INSTANTLY half the witches in the room die from something.

So. Like, Dante looks a little surpised. And. Then, well. Edmund pushes Dante off of the rope for a second and took his place, but Jon let's go and goes to stab him and stuff and flys out of the room and stuff. So, Edmund and Jon feel it's like a loss and go out to their boat. And they start speeding out there, only to stop to see Dante floating above a boat with like... millions of shrimp captured in a net. And apparently, that's like a big sin in this world, but yeah. So they're like motoring towards them and like they catch the shrimp and Dante's like "fdasjkdlsgfasdjkfgasf" and gets shot in the head, and Jon and Edmund like... Figure out who's behind it, and why they needed the shrimp, it was like Syron and like Jon throws a fit. ...So, he does a whole bunch of tricks and stuff and then lets the shirmp go... and then he kinda meets Jackie. o_o

That's when I woke up. D:

Turktastic [userpic]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PC. (At least I was warned a head of time this time.)

June 9th, 2007 (07:38 am)
amused

How're you feeling?: AMUUUSED
Tunes: LALALALAAAAAAAAAAA - MIA'S LOUD VOICE

PCCCCCCCCCC. ILY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. HAVE MY BABIES. TOEATOOFCOURSE lulz.

I will write you a drabble fic~ <3 Or draw you something. <3 Oooh. Drawing would be fun. lulz. <3

Turktastic [userpic]

So. Since I'm watching POTC : AWE, I've decided to update and make everyone go wtf.

June 2nd, 2007 (08:42 pm)
amused

Current position: Dads.
How're you feeling?: amused
Tunes: PotC: AWE - Movie

So yeah, watching At Worlds End. Plz be reading lulz. And if Heather sees this, I hope she lets me call her sometime soon. :/ people are getting angryyy. [/doesn't care who knows anymore.]

Spoilers and me ranting about how lame some peoples deaths were.Collapse )

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